Dark Humor Dad Sticker, Funny Sarcastic Quote Decal, Morbid Humor Gift, 2 or 3 Inch, Clear or Holographic Overlay
$2.50+
A little inappropriate? Maybe. Funny? Absolutely. 😏🌈
This snarky sticker says “Dark humor is like a dad. Not everyone has it.” with a bright retro rainbow, smiley faces, and daisies for the perfect contrast between cheerful vibes and questionable humor.
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✨ Approx. 2” or 3” on the longest side
✨ Clear or holographic overlay
✨ Durable and water-resistant
✨ Great for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, notebooks, planners, e-readers, and more
Perfect for dark humor lovers, sarcastic friends, millennials, introverts, and anyone whose coping mechanism is making wildly inappropriate jokes at exactly the wrong time.
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