Be a Bitch Sticker Funny Sarcastic Quote Sticker | Feminist Snarky Humor Decal | Laptop Water Bottle Kindle Sticker

✨ A little sweet. A little feral. A little honest.

This funny sarcastic sticker features the bold quote:
“In a world where you can be anything, be a bitch.”

Perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, blunt honesty, and unapologetic energy. Add it to your laptop, water bottle, Kindle, journal, or wherever you need a little chaotic motivation.

✨ Product Details
• Available in 2" or 3" sizing (approximately on the longest side)
• Choice of clear or holographic overlay
• Printed on durable, high-quality sticker paper
• Water-resistant finish
• Vibrant, crisp printing
• Easy peel-and-stick application

🎁 Perfect For
• Sarcastic humor lovers
• Feminist stickers
• Snarky gifts for friends
• Kindle & e-reader decoration
• Laptops, water bottles & journals

📌 Please Note
• Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings

FREE SHIPPING + TRACKING INFO 💌

Free shipping is included on your order! Whenever possible, stickers and other small paper goods are shipped in a standard USPS letter envelope so we can continue offering free shipping without adding extra costs to your order.

Etsy provides Pitney Bowes tracking for letter-mail shipments. Because this is different from traditional USPS package tracking, updates may be limited or occasionally inaccurate. It is especially common for an order to be marked “Delivered” a few days before it actually reaches your mailbox.

If your order shows as delivered but you haven't received it yet, don't panic! In most cases, it is still making its way through the postal system and arrives shortly afterward.

Please allow up to 10 days from the ship date before contacting us about a missing order.

Thank you so much for your patience and for supporting our small business!