$2.50+
Just setting expectations early. 😌✨
This perfectly blunt “NOT FRIENDLY” sticker is for introverts, people with boundaries, socially selective humans, and anyone who would rather skip the small talk entirely.
The simple distressed black lettering gives it a slightly vintage, no-nonsense vibe that gets the message across without needing an entire paragraph. Because sometimes two words are plenty.
Choose from:
✨ Approx. 2” or 3” on the longest side
✨ Clear or holographic overlay
✨ Durable and water-resistant
✨ Perfect for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, notebooks, planners, e-readers, and more
A funny gift for introverts, sarcastic friends, overstimulated moms, socially exhausted humans, and anyone currently embracing their “I don’t have to be approachable” era.
*Wherever possible, items are shipped in a standard letter envelope via USPS to keep shipping costs low. Etsy uses Pitney Bowes letter mail tracking for these shipments. Please note that this type of tracking is not always accurate or reliable. It is common for orders to be marked as “Delivered” several days before they actually arrive. Because of this, we kindly ask that you wait at least 10 days from the purchase date before reaching out about the status of your order. In most cases, your stickers are still safely on their way and will arrive shortly.*
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
We do not offer wholesale pricing options.
If you would like to add a gift message to your order, please type it exactly as you'd like it to appear. We will handwrite this message on the packing slip. The packing slip includes only the item description and quantity - it does NOT list the price of the item.
We currently do NOT offer gift wrapping services.
Mar 15, 2026
Love it and it fits perfectly on my water bottle.
Mar 10, 2026
Perfect. Describes me to a "T"!