You Can Keep Your Two Cents Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Quote | Sassy Retro Sticker | Petty Humor Decal

You can keep your two cents — you look broke. 💅

✨ For anyone who's officially out of patience for unsolicited opinions. This funny sarcastic sticker serves up colorful attitude with the phrase “You Can Keep Your Two Cents, You Look Broke” — perfect for people who like their boundaries bright, bold, and a little petty. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, notebook, planner, e-reader case, or anywhere else that could use a tiny reminder that not every opinion needs to be accepted.

✨ Sticker Details
• Available in approximately 2” or 3” on the longest side
• Choose a clear or holographic overlay
• Printed on premium matte sticker paper
• Protective overlay adds durability
• Water-resistant
• Bright, vibrant full-color design
• Die-cut around the design

A fun gift for sarcastic friends, petty besties, boundary-setting women, millennial humor lovers, and anyone who has heard quite enough from the peanut gallery. 😂

FREE SHIPPING + TRACKING INFO 💌

Free shipping is included on your order! Whenever possible, stickers and other small paper goods are shipped in a standard USPS letter envelope so we can continue offering free shipping without adding extra costs to your order.

Etsy provides Pitney Bowes tracking for letter-mail shipments. Because this is different from traditional USPS package tracking, updates may be limited or occasionally inaccurate. It is especially common for an order to be marked “Delivered” a few days before it actually reaches your mailbox.

If your order shows as delivered but you haven't received it yet, don't panic! In most cases, it is still making its way through the postal system and arrives shortly afterward.

Please allow up to 10 days from the ship date before contacting us about a missing order.

Thank you so much for your patience and for supporting our small business!