Funny Grumpy Dog Sticker | Dog Mom Humor Vinyl Decal | Pet Attitude Sticker “How to Get Treats” | Bookish Dog Lover Gift | 2” or 3”
$2.50+
Meet your new favorite attitude-packed pup.
This funny grumpy dog sticker features an unimpressed dog reading “How to Be an Asshole and Still Get Treats” — the most accurate manual ever written for our furry little gremlins.
Perfect for dog moms, book lovers with a sense of humor, laptop decorators, Kindle girlies, water bottle collectors, and anyone who appreciates mildly unhinged pet behavior.
⭐ DETAILS
• Clear vinyl – water-resistant & long-lasting
• Available in 2” or 3”
• Perfect for laptops, Kindles, water bottles, journals, tablets, and more
• Crisp colors + smooth die-cut finish
⭐ GREAT FOR
• Dog moms
• Pet parents with chaotic pets
• Book lovers
• Funny gift add-ons
• Sticker collectors
• People who deeply relate to “asshole energy but still adorable”
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Reviews (2)
Average:
Feb 14, 2026
Gorgeous! They are nice and thick and super sparkly! I can’t wait to get more!
Mrs Moose Designs
Jan 17, 2026
Fun sticker as I expected
Mel Meyer