Everyone Needs a Little Christmas Wiener – Dachshund Holiday Sticker (2” or 3”) — Clear or Holographic
$2.50+
Celebrate the season with the world’s tiniest troublemaker: the Christmas Wiener. This adorable holiday sticker features a festive dachshund wrapped in twinkling Christmas lights and wearing the cutest Santa hat — paired with a cheeky phrase that’s guaranteed to make everyone laugh.
Printed on high-quality, durable vinyl, this sticker is water-resistant, vibrant, and perfect for decorating your Kindle, laptop, water bottle, notebook, car, or holiday gift packaging. Choose from a clear finish for a clean, seamless look or a holographic overlay for extra sparkle under the Christmas lights.
Available in 2" or 3" sizes, this is the ultimate stocking stuffer for dachshund lovers, dog moms, or anyone who appreciates a little innuendo with their holiday cheer. 🎄✨🐾
⭐ Product Details
Festive dachshund “Christmas Wiener” design
Choose Clear or Holographic finish
Size options: 2 inches or 3 inches
Water-resistant vinyl
Perfect for gifts, stocking stuffers, and dog lovers
Long-lasting, vibrant color
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Returns accepted within 7 days
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Wholesale availability
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Gift wrapping and packaging
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Reviews (2)
Average:
Sep 22, 2026
I love the stickers!
WENDY JAGEMAN
May 23, 2026
love this one so much. it lasts so much on my phone, reader and tumbler thru holding, washing, and cleaning! I keep buying it and it's just as cute in person.
cjklump