Funny Sarcastic Sticker | Have You Considered Shutting The F Up | Sassy Rainbow Heart Sticker | Laptop Sticker | Water Bottle Decal
$2.50+
Some things just need to be said—and this sticker says it for you 💅
This funny sarcastic sticker features a rainbow heart design with sparkly details and the iconic “have you considered shutting the f*ck up” energy we all wish we could say out loud.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, Kindles, planners, notebooks, and anywhere you need a little ✨aggressive positivity✨.
Cute? Yes.
Unhinged? Also yes.
Necessary? Absolutely.
💖 Details:
• Water-resistant vinyl with clear or holographic overlay
• Available in 2" or 3" (approx. longest side)
• Durable, lightweight, and made for everyday chaos
• Bright rainbow design with bold, sarcastic text
🔥 Perfect for:
• Introverts & socially exhausted humans
• Feminist, sarcastic, and dark humor lovers
• Laptop stickers
• Water bottle decals
• Kindle & e-reader decoration
• Planner & journal stickers
• Funny gift for besties
Let your sticker say it so you don’t have to.
FREE SHIPPING + TRACKING INFO 💌
Free shipping is included on your order! Whenever possible, stickers and other small paper goods are shipped in a standard USPS letter envelope so we can continue offering free shipping without adding extra costs to your order.
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If your order shows as delivered but you haven't received it yet, don't panic! In most cases, it is still making its way through the postal system and arrives shortly afterward.
Please allow up to 10 days from the ship date before contacting us about a missing order.
Thank you so much for your patience and for supporting our small business!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns accepted within 7 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
Frequently Asked Questions
Wholesale availability
We do not offer wholesale pricing options.
Gift wrapping and packaging
If you would like to add a gift message to your order, please type it exactly as you'd like it to appear. We will handwrite this message on the packing slip. The packing slip includes only the item description and quantity - it does NOT list the price of the item.
We currently do NOT offer gift wrapping services.
Reviews (8)
Average:
Jun 21, 2026
Item matched the description, made with quality materials and exceeded my expectations! Would order again, highly recommend!
Jenni Wright
May 27, 2026
It’s perfect! I have it on my water bottle and it’s holding up nicely!! The freebies were an unexpected surprise, thank you so much!!
KWillemsen
May 22, 2026
Very well made! Bright colors as pictured. Shipped quickly.
Kathleen Harper
Mar 29, 2026
Great sticker! Thank you so much!!
Angelina B.
Mar 20, 2026
I love it! It’s just what I wanted! Thanks so much!!!!
April Jones